Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?
I masturbated all afternoon.
All right, then.
Seriously? All afternoon?
Well, two, two and a half hours.
Who's got that kind of time? I like to get in and get out.
Well, I enjoy a quickie every now and then too, but when it's good like today, I go with it. I masturbated to my priest.
Your priest?
Friar Fuck.
Okay, I think we might have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.
You have a priest?!
No, no, no, no. She wants him, but she can't have him. It's all very Thorn Birds.
In my fantasy he tears the food I'm carrying for the homeless out of my arms, rips open my dress, lays me down in the street and enters me.
What do you do for the next two hours and 20 minutes?
Stop! You're talking about a priest!
It's a fantasy! I can masturbate to whomever I like. It's imagination. It's fun and perfectly healthy.
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