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Sex and the City · Season 1, Episode 15

Samantha, Carrie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Samantha

I've got something to make you feel better. [hands Carrie and Miranda packages]

Carrie

Oh! Dildos before 10 am. I'm all perked up.

Samantha

They're autographed. One for each.

Miranda

My friend went to California. All I got was this lousy dildo.

Carrie

Could you please put these back wherever they came from? People are staring.

Samantha

Please, it's LA. No one cares if your egg whites have a side of cock.

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