Oh, shit! I totally spaced. I forgot to buy her a present. How tacky is it to give the mother-to-be a fistful of cash?
Oh, don't worry about it. [picks up a bottle of Scotch] You can go in on mine.
You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?
The invitation said BYOB.
That meant "bring your own baby."
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