Smith is not gay.
Of course not.
So this makes you his beard.
I'm a beard in a wig.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I don't talk to Steve about my work.
And he doesn't mind?
I think he prefers it that way.
But you guys share everything else.
Because we're in Brooklyn. There's no one else to talk to.
[voiceover] For most women, the goal of a dinner party is to have your friends feel comfortable around your boyfriend.
I think my maid is using my vibrator.
[voiceover] Other times, you wish your friends were not quite so comfortable.
I don't think you're supposed to say "maid" anymore.
I don't think we're supposed to say "vibrator" over dinner.
I'm telling you, I went into the kitchen to get it—
Wait, why was it in the kitchen?
I like to mix it up.
I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.
Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the '80s? She was the it girl.
I thought I was the it girl.
Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so you win.
[At Carrie's emotional goodbye dinner a few hours before she is leaving for Paris]
All right, someone say something not sentimental.
Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.
Task accomplished.
You cannot believe the hot flashes. I can barely keep my clothes on!
Really, what was your excuse before the chemo?
Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you cunt.
[Charlotte breaks into tears again]
Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her.
[to Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda] Look, I need your advice. You three know her better than anyone. You're the loves of her life, and a guy's just lucky to come in fourth. But I do love her. And if you think I have the slightest chance, I'll be on the next plane to Paris, I'll roam the streets until I find her, I'll do anything. But if you think that she really is happy... well, I wouldn't want to wreck that for her. And I'll be history.
[after the girls all look at each other for a moment] Go get our girl.
[to Aleksandr] I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And... I don't think... that love is here in... in this expensive suite in... in this lovely hotel in Paris.
[voiceover] Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic... those that are old and familiar... those that bring up lots of questions... those that bring you somewhere unexpected... those that bring you far from where you started... and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the "you" you love... well, that's just fabulous.
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