Frances McDormand, Big Bird and others in “Unfinished Business”

Yes, can I help you?

I hope so, my friend is lost.

Oh, your friend is lost. Well, sure I can help you, I work here. I help fine people who are lost all the time we go right over there.

Okay (Big Bird hits the rubber ball display and falls into the floor).

Oh, no!

Clean up in Aisle 2, we need to clean in Aisle 2!

Did you ever have one of those days? Okay, let me just get some info. Your name is?

Uh... Big Bird.

First name: Big. Last name: Bird. And the name of the person who you were shopping with?

Maria Rodriguez.

Ah, Maria Rodriguez, very good.

She was wearing a colorful jacket.

Aha, colorful jacket, very, very all right, good.

In orange.

And the number of a close relative who is at home?

Ooh, ooh, ooh. (singing) 555-6789 That's my Granny's number, 555-6789 Hands up, hands down, now rumba.

(clears throat) Okay, congratulations, Big Bird! I think that we have all the information we need and I'm sure that Maria is looking for you to we'll find her in no time. All right, then. Attention, ABCD Mart shoppers. Attention, ABCD Mart shoppers. Will Maria Rodriguez report to the customer service desk immediately?

They found him! They found Big Bird!

Oh, where is Maria?

She-she should have been here by now. Maybe she didn't hear the announcement.

Yeah or maybe, maybe she's really, really lost! Maybe I'm never ever gonna see her again! Oh, Maria! Oh.

Ooh, I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner, but there's a bunch of rubber balls all over the floor blocking the aisle-

And you are?

I'm Maria Rodriguez and I believe you found a large, yellow bird?

Maria? Maria!

Oh, Big Bird!

Maria. Oh, Maria!

Oh, Big Bird.

What happened? Where were you?

Big Bird, I'm so relieved to see you. Thank goodness you're all right. Big Bird, I am so glad you remembered what to do when you got lost.

Me lost? Huh! I thought it was you who's lost.

Me? Big Bird, let's get our stuff and get out of here. We got a skating party to go to.

All, right. Yes, yes. Uh, thanks.

Bye!

Bye!

Ooh! You really should find someplace to stack those balls. Somebody could trip.

(grunts)