Sesame Street quotes

This WEIRD story of "Wanda the Witch" is brought to you, courtesy of the letter W. Wanda the Witch lived somewhere WEST of WASHINGTON. Around her WAIST, instead of her belt, she brought a WORM. Wanda had a pet WEASEL.

I am a WEASEL.

And on her head...a WIRY WIG. On WEDNESDAY, in the middle of the WINTER, Wanda walked to the WELL, to get WATER to wash her WIG. Hah! The WHEEL on the WELL was WORN. And Wanda grew WEARY. So...she WAVED her WAND, had a WASHTUB filled with WARM WATER. And just as Wanda was about to drop her WIG into the warm water... A WILD WIND, WHIPPED THE WIG FROM HER HAND, AND BLEWED IT AWAY FOREVER!! WITCH thought Wanda did left it. WITCHES who WASHED their WIGS, on WINDY WIND to WEDNESDAYS, are WACKY.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

This WITCH story is brought to you, courtesy of the letter W.

Uh... hiya. My name is Kermit, and Gordon has asked me to say a word or two and be half of the letter W. Now, uh... this is the letter W, by the way. It is an easy letter to make. It's made with four straight lines. And you need a W to make such words as WASH, and WOMAN, and uh... WEEPING WILLOW, and uh... [Notices that a straight line of W has been eaten by Cookie Monster] uh... I-I-I-I'm sorry, there was some sort of mistake here, I thought I was supposed to talk about W, but they sent me an N here instead. Now, uh...that's an N, see? Uh... three lines. ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! The W as I said before has four lines. Anyways, the N is not a bad letter. And you need an N for NICE, and there's an N in NIFTY, and there's couple of them in NINCOMPOOP, and uh... [Notices that another straight line of W has been eaten by Cookie Monster]

Ahhhh!

Uh... as I was saying the letter V is an okay letter, I mean it's on the list of okay letters. Uh... V is for VICTORY and for VERY CONFUSED, and... [Notices that the third straight line of W has been eaten by Cookie Monster] Now, this is...this is an I!! Uh... tilted or, could be number 1, BUT whatever it is, it is not what it was a couple of minutes ago, and uh... [Notices that the last straight line of W has been eaten by Cookie Monster] some people whom eat anything. Uh...so I hope...I hope this has been an informative little talk on the letter W, or V, or... [To the Cookie Monster as Cookie monster starts to eat Kermit] Easy boy, there! Take it easy now! [To the viewers] or N, or whatever uh... [To the Cookie Monster] Cool it! COOL IT THERE, FELLA!! [To the viewers] So uh... [To the Cookie Monster] Hey listen!! I think I hear your mother calling you! [To the viewers] I'll see ya' round.

3 balls.

♪1, 2, 3!♪

3 peas?!

3 crocodiles?!

3 eggs.

3 little pigs?! with Mickey Mouse

Baker

♪3 birthday cakes.♪

[crying about after the film about number 2 was over] It was such a beautiful, beautiful film, Bert. D-D-Do you know the number 2 was my very favorite number? All of the numbers may have TIRING numbering thing I just loved the number to lose it all.

[tried to comfort Ernie] Ernie. Ernie.

You know, Bert? Do you know, Bert, that there are 2 of us. You and me. Do you have a think of that?? You and me. That makes 2

[tried to comfort Ernie] Yeah.

I love the number 2!!

[tried to comfort Ernie again] Ernie. Ernie! Ernie, it's just a little movie about the number 2.

Yes. It was good, beautiful...Bert. I love it!

Ernie, that's all it was. The world must go on. Ernie. Calm down.

I'm sorry.

Calm down. Okay?

Okay. I'll control myself.

Okay. Try to control yourself.

I'm sorry.

Buck up, kid. Okay. Now you're ready for the next thing?

What's next?

The letter E.

[grows surprised of this] THE LETTER E!!!? (screams) OH, BERT! DID YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVOURITE LETTER IN THE ENTIRE ALPHABET!! DID YOU KNOW THAT ERNIE STARTS WITH E!!?

Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters W, S, and E and by the numbers 2 and 3. Sesame Street is a production of...the Children's Television Workshop.

Susan

[last lines] Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters E, S, and W and by the numbers 2 and 3. "Gwendolyn the Miracle Hen" was written by Nancy Sherman, illustrated by Edward Sore, published by Golden Press © 1961. Sesame Street is a production of...the Children's Television Workshop.

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Gordon Robinson

That's absolutely right. Hubert does not start with S. However, what's I'm going to show you a movie that is out of sight. You're really gonna love this movie. It's all about what kids are made of. I say...

What kids are made of? HEY! How come you never show any movies wh...about Grouches are made of. Huh?

Gordon Robinson

Come here.

What? WHAT?

Gordon Robinson

We all know you're a grouch.

Well, yeah. Of course.

Gordon Robinson

Yep. And we know it's important to you.

Course, I had-

Gordon Robinson

Now, now. Okay. Then we see what the grouches-

No