Narrator, Weasel and others in “Unfinished Business”

This WEIRD story of "Wanda the Witch" is brought to you, courtesy of the letter W. Wanda the Witch lived somewhere WEST of WASHINGTON. Around her WAIST, instead of her belt, she brought a WORM. Wanda had a pet WEASEL.

I am a WEASEL.

And on her head...a WIRY WIG. On WEDNESDAY, in the middle of the WINTER, Wanda walked to the WELL, to get WATER to wash her WIG. Hah! The WHEEL on the WELL was WORN. And Wanda grew WEARY. So...she WAVED her WAND, had a WASHTUB filled with WARM WATER. And just as Wanda was about to drop her WIG into the warm water... A WILD WIND, WHIPPED THE WIG FROM HER HAND, AND BLEWED IT AWAY FOREVER!! WITCH thought Wanda did left it. WITCHES who WASHED their WIGS, on WINDY WIND to WEDNESDAYS, are WACKY.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

This WITCH story is brought to you, courtesy of the letter W.