Frank and Kramer in “Unfinished Business”

Frank

At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.

Kramer

And is there a tree?

Frank

No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Kramer

Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.