Hey, Elaine, do you have some free time tomorrow afternoon?
Me?
Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, cold-hearted business woman. When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats.
Oh, come on.
Situation number four: You're breathing on your own you're conscious, but with no muscular function.
Well, would I be able to communicate? I don't see how. I don't like the sound of this one.
Yeah, let's pull the cord, huh? Yank it like you're starting a mower.
Moving on.
You have liver, kidneys and gallbladder but no central nervous system.
Well, I gotta have a central nervous system.
Okay.
One lung, blind, and you're eating through a tube.
No, that's not my style.
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