Hey Jerry, is it all right if I put some stuff in your fridge? 'Cause mine's full.
Yeah, sure. You don't even have a fridge, do you?
Well, not here. [Goes into the hallway, comes back in with a huge bag]
Kramer, wait a minute, what the hell is that?
Well, it's chicken feed. [stuffs the bag into the fridge]
I sense something is afoot.
Yeah, I bought a chicken.
Allow me. Why?
Cage-free, farm-fresh eggs.
Allow me. What are you, an idiot?
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