It's the truck, Kramer. The truck!
Look, Newman, I told you to let this thing go.
No, no, no, no no. Listen to me. Most days, the post office sends one truckload of mail to the second domestic regional sorting facility in Saginaw, Michigan.
(interested) Uh-huh.
But, on the week before holidays, we see a surge. On Valentine's Day, we send two trucks. On Christmas, four, packed to the brim. And tomorrow, if history is any guide, will see some spillover into a fifth truck.
(realization) Mother's Day.
The mother of all mail days. And guess who signed up for the truck.
A free truck? Oh boy, that completely changes our cost structure. Our G and A goes down fifty percent.
(excited) We carry a couple of bags of mail, and the rest is ours!
Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!
(triumph) Let the collecting begin!
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