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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerry, George and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, come on, just tell me your code already. What is it?

I am not giving you my code.

I bet I can guess it.

Yeah, right.

Oh, alright. Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?

Huh?

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No, no, no, no, yours is a sweet tooth.

[getting nervous] Get out of here.

Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master: the cocoa bean.

[gets up] I'm leaving.

No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!

I gotta go.

[chasing after George] If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!

Shut up!

Nestle's Quik!

Shut up!

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