I'm trying to get out of this Big Brother program. So when you get to Paris (handing Morty the postcards) all you have to do is drop 'em in any mailbox.
But there are no stamps on these.
Well no not yet, you gotta buy french stamps (pauses) I-I'll reimburse you of course.
Why are you doing this?
He wants this guy to think he's in Paris.
Why?
Because George is a deeply disturbed individual.
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