Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe, go all the way down to the other end, come all the way back?
Did you ever hear about holding it in?
Oh no. No, that's very bad for the kidneys.
How do you know?
[scoffs] Medical journals.
Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
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