Kramer, Jerry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Kramer

I'm tellin' ya! The pigman is alive. The government's been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

Jerry

Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.

Kramer

Oh, Jerry. Would you wake up to reality! It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

George

I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he's no pig-man!

Jerry

Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pigmen. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. Ooo that little tail turns me on.