You faked?
On occasion.
And the guy never knows?
No.
How can he not know that?
Because I was gooood.
I guess after that many beers he'd be pretty groggy anyway.
[chuckles] You didn't know.
You faked with me?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
You faked it?
I faked it.
The whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
Not bad, huh?
What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
Fake, fake, fake, fake.
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