So Kramer, what are you going to do?
Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.
Kramer, what the hell are you talking about?
What do you want me to say? That the things haven't worked out the way that I planned? That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? That L.A. is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? That it's a lonely place even when your stuck in traffic at the Hollywood Freeway? That I'm no better than a screenwriter driving a cab, a starlet turning tricks, a producer in a house he can't afford? Is that what you want me to say?
I'd like to hear that.
Yeah...
Well, I'm not saying that! You know, things are going pretty well for me here. I met a girl...
Kramer, she was murdered!
Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. I was on TV.
As a suspect in a serial killing.
OK, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything.
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