[Jerry is looking out the window again and spots George below]
Hey, Georgie!
Comin' up!
How'd you do on the IQ test?
85!
What?
85, Jerry! 85 IQ!
[Jerry starts laughing]
85?
Well, well, well...
He's coming up?
Well, I'm no genius, but according to my calculations, he should be here in a few seconds.
Yeah, but an 85, Jerry, that's ridiculous.
Well, maybe the test was gender biased, you know a lot of questions about hunting and testicles...
[George comes in looking angry]
[Sarcastically to Elaine] Oh, hello professor.
George, I cannot believe...
Please!
No, there's gotta be a mistake.
You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
But an 85?
Listen, there were too many distractions there. Babu...what ever his name was and Kramer...I couldn't concentrate.
[Mockingly] It was a madhouse.
Jerry, it was! Let me take it again.
Ho, ho, forget it!
Oh come on, come on, I'll guarantee you 140. What do you have to lose?
You could do worse!
No, no, come on, I guarantee it!
Alright, I'll ask her.
Ok. Now where am I gonna take it?
Take it here, I'll leave. There will be no distractions.
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