Hey, how'd you do on that IQ test?
I didn't take it. Yet.
What IQ test?
What's casus belli?
Oh, it's nothing.
Is it about me?
Why must you always be the focal point of attention? Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?
It's just a Latin phrase, George, it does not mean anything. Now, what is this IQ test?
This woman that he's dating is making him take this IQ test for this course.
Oh, that sounds like fun!
Yeah, fun. IQ test's are totally bogus! They prove nothing!
You'll do well, you're smart.
No, see, he's not smart. People think he's smart but he's not.
What did you get on your SAT's?
It varies.
You know, I don't even know my IQ.
Mine's 145.
145!?
Get outta here!
You get outta here!
You get outta here! [Elaine laughs]
[jokingly] Maybe you should take the test for me.
Boy, that'd be something, cheating on an IQ test. Hey, remember in college when you passed Lettick the test out the window? You became a legend after that.
Yeah. Yeah, I really has some guts back then. [Serious] Why don't we do it again?
What?
You could take the IQ test for me. I could pass it to you out of a window. We can do it, she lives on the first floor!
You serious?
Why not?
Where would I take the test?
I don't know. She lives right around the corner, you could take it here or go to the coffee shop.
No, that would be too noisy.
Take it at the Dram Cafe, you won't hear a peep.
[to Jerry] What do you think?
Hey, I love a good caper.
Yeah, that's what it is, isn't it? A caper. Huh.
You'll do it?
What the hey?
Yeah! Beautiful! [goes to high-five Elaine but misses and hits her in the head] Ooh, sorry!
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