Ya know, its not fair people are seated First Come First Served, It should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just going over there and taking some food off somebody's plate.
I'll tell you what, there's 50 bucks in it for you if you do it.
What do you mean?
You walk over that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything, you eat it, say 'thank you very much', wipe your mouth, walk away- I give you 50 bucks.
What are they gonna do?
They won't do anything; in fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.
50 bucks, you'll give me 50 bucks?
50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
OK, I don't wanna go over there and do it, and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it or something...
No, no tricks.
Should I do it, George?
For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
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