[after the doctor tells him George did not have a heart attack] Oh, and.. do you think it would be alright if I called Susan Davis?
Susan Davis? Hey, wait a second..
Well, it's not like we'd be bumping into you.
I don't know.. you and Susan Davis?
You know, if your future was a little more certain..
Okay, go ahead. Call her, get married, have babies, have a great life.. What do I care? I'm finished. It's all over for me. In fact, let's end it right now. Jerry, kill me, kill me now. I'm begging you. Let's just get it over with. Be a pal.. Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
Well, ah.. [Takes his pillow] What? Kind of like this? [Violently smothers George with the pillow. George freaks out.]
What are ya doing?! Whadya, crazy?!
[Elaine enters and sees Jerry's jokingly trying to kill George]
Jerry!
[Surprised] Elaine, what are you doing here? [Quickly puts George's pillow back behind his head like nothing happened]
[To Jerry] Jerk-off.
[whispers to Elaine] There's nothing wrong with him. I spoke with the doctor; he's fine.
[smiles as she catches on, then goes to George in a concerned manner] Hi, George, how are you feeling? Is anyone looking at your apartment?
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