[The class is in detention under suspicion of cheating]
I hope it was Drew. Then he'll get his butt thrown out of here.
What did he do to you? [whispering] Did he smack you around?
Worse. He told me he loved me. Who does that? Don't you see? He's trying to get me to trust him so he can let me down.
Crazy idea: you could just say "I love you" back.
Yeah, but then if it doesn't work out, I'll have to kill him, go to jail, break out, and kill you for giving me that advice.
I love how our friendship is based predominately on threats.
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