“So, how was your honeymoon? Did you know...” – Carla, Scrubs ... TV Quotes Database

Carla

So, how was your honeymoon? Did you know Kelso stayed in the Bahamas too?

[flashback to Janitor's honeymoon]

LLady

I love you.

[a drunken Kelso suddenly appears]

Dr. Kelso

I love you too. Let's never leave.

[back to present]

LLady

[uncomfortable] Yeah, we saw him...

Dr. Kelso

Yeah, I'm sorry. I was so blitzed on rum drinks I didn't know where I was. I feel horrible.

JJanitor

Oh, no, stop it. At first, you were like the third wheel from hell, but then we made you do stuff. Made you pay for our meals, got you in a couple bar fights... On the beach, we bet you you couldn't eat a starfish.

Dr. Kelso

And?

JJanitor

I owe you a buck.

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