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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Turk, Derek and others in “Unfinished Business”

Derek, can you give Denise's patient a thoracentesis and get that fluid out of there?

DDerek

Surgery to the rescue! [to Denise] You are welcome.

Awww, that's adorable: you have a crush on yourself. I'd be careful, the guy you're in love with is a douche.

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