Excuse me? Dr. Kelso, isn't it? I'm Jordan Sullivan.
What are you doing?
I'm introducing myself, because clearly anyone who would convince Perry not to take the Chief job has never met me.
That pansy-assed little tattletale!
Bob, so help me God, you fix this or I will grab you by your muffin top and stomp on your withering man-parts until your eyes pop out!
Twenty years ago I would have thrown you on this table and made love to you right here.
And I would have loved it!
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