“Those two should have their own sitcom.” – J.D., Scrubs ... TV Quotes Database

[watching the Janitor and Ted argue] Those two should have their own sitcom. [fantasizes about the sitcom's opening sequence]

I'm a lawyer!

JJanitor

I'm a janitor!

BBoth

Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're Legal Custodians! [jingle] Get it?

[to Sam] I'd watch that show; would you?

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