[about his physical therapist] Why don't you just ask her out?
Expertly flirting is one thing, but I just got out of a serious relationship. Plus, I'm a tent-dwelling poop-fainter who can't drive.
I have a fiberglass skull.
It's always gotta be a competition with you, doesn't it?
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