[J.D. is angry that Elliot has told Keith personal things about him]
J.D. [to Elliot] You know, I am ashamed of you! Do you know how unbelievably petty it is to get that personal?
[The elevator opens, revealing the entire staff]
Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her!
[screeching] I'd been stung by a jellyfish!
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