Carla and J.D. in “Unfinished Business”

Carla

I just don't get what's so great about kids. I mean, "yay! you went poopie in the potty!" There's a monkey at the zoo that can do that... you know, when he's not playing with himself.

J.D.

So, don't have kids.

Carla

But I want to be a mom more than anything else in the world! I know it's crazy, but I'm a girl: it's how we roll.