[J.D. enters as Turk is washing up]
Hey Turk, I'm gonna go across the street and get some coffee. You want one?
Get me a small one-pump mocha.
[voiceover] The perfect set-up to a joke, but no one's around to hear!
[He hefts Turk over his shoulder and carries him out, through the halls, and downstairs.]
Whoa! Dude! Noooooo! Dude!
[J.D. plunks Turk down in front of Dr. Cox]
So what did you want me to get you?
A small one-pump mocha?
Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Helloooooo!
Dude, there's a guy upstairs waiting to have his spleen removed!
It was worth it!
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