(to a cafeteria worker) Do you have chocolate cake today?
CWCafeteria Worker
Nope.
Oh. Isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day!
Elliot, relax; I never get chocolate cake.
Oh, right, 'cause you're diabetic. Boo-hoo! You know what, Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!
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