(narrating) I couldn't decide whether I should tell Murray his dad wasn't his dad. Luckily hospitals are full of supportive colleagues eager to help.
Go tell that little bastard this second before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital. Write that down in your little unicorn book.
It's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on its head!
UThe Unicorn
You know I'm a unicorn, why can't you just say it?
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