[Drunk] Dr. Turkleton!
Actually sir, it's just Turk.
That's your first name.
You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
[Carla walks up] And Mrs. Turkleton! The Turkletons! [chuckles; leaves to find bartender] Can I get another Scotch?
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