[Carla's wedding has gone disastrously wrong]
Ever since I was a little girl, I had this fairytale idea about the perfect wedding. And, oh yeah, I always ended up married.
Marriage is overrated. Jordan and I aren't married, and we're getting along great.
Per, is making out with a stranger cheating?
Technically, not if it's under 10 seconds, dear.
Eh, not worth it!
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