[Turk and Carla are at a cake store, in search of one for their wedding.]
What's up with the white people on top?
Turk, they don't have tiny plastic interracial couples.
BBaker
I'll just color it in with some chocolate frosting.
Oh, that's a great idea. Put 'em in blackface.
Turk!
What? [To baker] While you're at it, why don't you put a string in the back of him, so when you pull it he sings "Mammy"!
BBaker
Forget it.
[The baker walks off to the back of his shop.]
Where're you going?! To the back of the bakery where you keep all the other colored cakes? I'ma call Jesse! And we gonna march on your ass!
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