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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Elliot and Carla in “Unfinished Business”

Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married?

[sarcastically] Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.

Really? God I wish I was ethnic.

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