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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Elliot, Dr. Cox and others in “Unfinished Business”

But Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso said-

Ughssssh- I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth unless, of course, it's "I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler; hello, Mussolini. Captain Kanagaroo! That's weird!" Don't you see, Barbie? I would rather listen to you go on and on about the joys of... dolphin sex.

Dolphin trainer sex. My boyfriend is a dolphin trainer.

I hear that's a shame. Because the dolphin thing used to make you so interesting. Too bad. We are moving on.

You heard him, people- we're moving on.

[Groans] Oh, God, help me.

God help him.

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