J.D., Dr. Cox and others in “Unfinished Business”

J.D.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the whole "It's your baby" thing.

You know, the funny thing is, I wasn't even mad at Jordan.

J.D.

No?

No. I was scared, because I'm quite confident that I'm going to be a terrible father.

J.D.

You? You're going to be a very scary... I mean, great father. Like last night, when you totally kicked our asses because we deserved it. Ad do you remember that time when you told me I wasn't the worst resident who ever lived?

You mean, like, eight seconds ago?

J.D.

You have no idea what that meant to me.

I said I think you might not be the worst resident of all time. But I can't be sure of that. I mean, c'mon, I haven't done the appropriate legwork.

J.D.

Dr. Cox, you're always there when we need you. I think you've got this fathering thing down. [they look over at Kelso, who is berating Elliot until she is near tears] See, if she was your daughter, you'd totally know how to handle it.

My God, you're right.

You're doing fine there, Barbie.

Elliot

[stunned] ...Thank you?

Everybody have a good one! [smiles warmly at Elliot] I'm going home to see my son. [steps over Kelso] 'Scuse me, there, Bobbo.

J.D.

[narration] That may come up tomorrow.