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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Cox, J.D. and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh gosh, Shannon! Thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word! Now, in a reciprocal gesture, could I be included in the planning of your coming out party?

Is that a gay joke?

No, it’s a cotillion joke. My god, newbie! It’s been two furiously frustrating years! How is it possible that you still don’t get me? I would never compare you to the gays! I like the gays! I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they’ve done with Halloween! But our thing is that you’re a little girl! That’s who you are! But maybe that's not fair...

[narration] Nothing can stop Dr. Cox when he's on a roll like this...

My mom died.

[narration] Except that.

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