J.D and Turk in “Unfinished Business”

J.D

Hey, you're black, right?

Turk

Here we go.

J.D

I hate that stereotype that black people all yell at movie screens, y'know? Like you go to see a horror flick and you'd be yelling like, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the do'!" Y'know? It's like... it's offensive.

Turk

You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't ya?

J.D

...Why does she go in there?! I mean, he's behind the do'!