Hello, Perry.
[Narration.] Oh, God, the ex-wife.
Jordan. What a coincidence. You were in my dream last night. I can’t say for certain, but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake. You, right?
Yes.
Right?
Yeah.
Right?
Mmm hmm. [Laughs.] Say, let’s play a game. I’ll throw out an adjective describing how one of you is in bed, and you guys try to guess who it is.
Remember, I had no idea she was your ex at the time.
OK, clumsy.
Don’t answer that, Newbie.
No worries. [Leans on a trolley, and falls over.]
Goodbye, Jordan. Sandy. [Kicks J.D. as he steps over him.]
Ow.
Good job, D.J.
You know it's J.D.! You know, at least I remember the names of all my sexual partners!
Well, I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morningwood are both extremely grateful. Yeah. [Walks off.]
[Quietly.] Camp Meadow Wood. I made a lanyard.
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