[narration] Call it wishful thinking, but I couldn’t shake this feeling that this was nothing more than a very, very bad dream. [J.D. wakes up, and jumps when he sees Turk next to him.]
[In a seductive voice.] Good morning, Tiger.
[narration] Of course, I’ve been wrong before. [aloud] How could you let a woman kick you out of your own bed?
Baby, why you gotta be so cranky in the morning?
This is unacceptable. You said we were gonna sleep head to foot.
Dude, either way the naughty bits are still in the middle.
Yeah, but with the head to foot alignment there's no way for them to [hits fists together] lock in.
Dude, could you be more homophobic?
I'm not.
[Turk whisks off duvet. J.D. is already dressed.]
Ready to go?
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