Listen, Carla, I can't even pretend that I can give you tips on intercourse...
I got one for you: stop calling it that.
My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a basic fear of intimacy. But I just think it's just because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous. Oh, and since I was a little kid, I've always had nightmares about being crushed.
That poor shrink.
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