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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Cox, J.D. and others in “Unfinished Business”

Why does this Gomer have to try and die every day during my lunch?

That's a little insensitive.

[Dr. Cox glares at J.D.]

[narration] Mistake.

The man is 92 years old. He has full dementia. He doesn't even know we're here. He's inches away from Carla's rack and he hasn't even flinched.

Aww, that is so sweet.

Yeah, it is.

What about his subconscious?

[whispers in the patient's ear] Eisenhower... was a sissy! [sarcastically jumps back into a defensive crouch, then resumes glaring at J.D.] I think, by the grace of God, we're gonna be OK. Oh, and from now on, whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk.

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