I can't believe this was online for seven years and you never said anything about it.
The fashion is unflattering and the dance is derivative.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I apologize for everything I did to contribute to what Ralph went through today.
[pause]
But--
There it is.
But I do want to note, those stolen CI files contained the identities of 43 undercover operatives. They in turn protected 356 source assets related to drug trafficking, gangs, loose nuclear material. By preventing the release of those files, Ralph saved innumerable lives today.
I'm glad he could help. I'm just not sure it's a good idea for him to grow up this fast.
Ralph sees us using our heads for good. He's learning how to be a grown-up genius someday. We're not trying to make him a grown-up now.
You look frazzled.
Thank you.
Grumpy, too.
Sorry, I didn't sleep. I had a weird dream.
About what?
[hiding the fact that the dream was about Walter] I don't remember the details.
Not surprising. Our brains often protect us from disturbing dreams by suppressing our memories of them.
What does it mean when you remember a dream vividly?
Means that we enjoyed it.
The team is trying to uncover a CIA analyst who gave stolen chemicals to a significant other.
Anyone here recently lost a lot of weight, trying to look good for someone?
MAgent Miller
Tim, Leonard, and Susan have all dropped some weight.
Any vacation days? Especially Fridays and Mondays?
What would that indicate?
Romantic three-day weekends. Ever had one?
Kind of. She left after one day.
Love is a semi-euphoric temporary chemical reaction.
Heart wants what the heart wants. So does the brain.
Who's gonna be Marvin?
Well, Interpol's still doing a background on Sima, but there's no question she's probably dangerous. So I'll do it.
No, you're Homeland, you're former FBI. She could have intel on our agents. We can't risk her ID'ing you.
Sylvester can't do it, he's a nervous wreck, he'd barf all over her.
I would.
I guess I'll have to do it. I just hope she doesn't fall in love with me, too.
No. Intel indicates that she probably works alone, but we can't be too careful. We need someone to profile the crowd in that bar and make sure she has no collaborators.
So we're down to Walter? Am I the only person who just heard that phone call?
Oh, I learned a lot from that exchange!
[later]
After hearing your performance on the phone, you're gonna need help. I'll be your Cyrano.
The story of the guy with rhinophyma, the large nose disease.
You missed the whole love story?!
I was focused on his medical condition.
Andrew.
Just Drew, actually.
Right. And Drew's short for what, Michael?
There's no such thing as luck, only good science and math.
Hey! How come a bunch of geniuses can't answer a phone?!
I don't carry my phone on me. Radiation.
I was welding.
Mine's in my bag.
Couldn't hear it over the rocket.
Of course. And what about you, Doc?
I keep mine off; I owe a bookie.
Facts aren't useless. They're the foundation of rational thought.
BBruce
Make as many memories as you can. Cause at the end of the day, we don't get to decide the ones we keep.
Well, this is highly illegal.
I'm simply expediting things through technological intervention.
You're hacking into a site that charges for reservations to save the twenty bucks.
Nope. They were fully booked.
The blindfold is removed and Happy sees her teenage abductor for the first time.
Are you kidding me?
PPaco
Who are you?
Very embarrassed person.
PPaco
What?
I got kidnapped by a fourth grader.
Where you been?
I...got kidnapped
What?
Kidnapped by who?
This guy. [pulls Paco inside the room] He wasn't good at it.
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