Hey Ralph, can you help me out with this motor?
I wouldn't be of much service. I'm a bit distracted today.
What's wrong, buddy?
Something at school.
Is it physics? Calculus? We can help.
Two girls asked me to the Valentine's Dance.
We can't help.
I don't know who to pick. I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.
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That's an easy solve. Take them both, alternate dancing with them every other song. Efficient.
I don't think they'll like that very much.
Ralph, don't stress. The probability of either of these girls being the one is very low. Only 2 percent of childhood sweethearts wind up together.
Sweethearts? What are you guys chatting about?
Nothing. Sociology. Ride's here, gotta go.
Bye... What just happened here?
Here? Nothing.
Does Ralph have a sweetheart?
Sorry, can't answer. Bro code.
Yeah. Bro code. [Paige twists his ear] Ahh! Ralph got asked to the Valentine's Dance by two different girls and he doesn't know what to do!
Why wouldn't he come to me with this problem?
Yeah, boys love to go to their moms with girl problems.
He trusts us to give sound advice.
About girls?! What's next, you guys gonna teach him how to play football?!
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That football comment, that was sarcasm right?
No, she really thinks you should teach Ralph how to tackle.
I think that was more sarcasm.
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