Answering machine begins to record a message.
Oh no. [runs downstairs to stop recording]
What the hell was that all about?
Nothing. An acquaintance.
You don't sprint downstairs for an acquaintance.
Who's Drew?
Old friend.
Bump from acquaintance to old friend in 3 seconds. Interesting.
Look, it's really not important.
You just put your hand on your stomach. It's a conscious protection marker where you once carried a child.
Is Drew Ralph's father?
I didn't know Ralph had a father.
How exactly do you think babies are made?
You know what I mean.
Not that it's any of your business, but Ralph's dad is a minor-league baseball player and--
Great, a jock!
--we bounced around a lot, team to team, and we agreed Ralph should have some stability. We settled in L.A. and Drew was gonna come out after a season. He got a job pitching in Mexico, then Tampa, and you can fill in the rest.
How long has it been since he's seen Ralph?
Seven years.
Oh that's great. Father of the year. Excuse me, seven years.
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