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Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated · Season 1, Episode 15

Mayor Jones, Sheriff Stone and others in “Unfinished Business”

So they didn't show! I don't see why we couldn't just seize the ticket money as evidence. Prancing piccolos, Fred. One of your traps actually worked!

Greetings, big and hairy space travelers. As a representative of planet Earth, I welcome you.

I'm afraid these two aren't space travelers, Sheriff. I'd like to introduce (unmasks the Green Humungonaut) Max Minner and (unmasks the Red Humungonaut) Jax Minner.

It's the Minner brothers? They've been taking care of all of Crystal Cove's insurance needs for years.

But how did you know they'd both show up here?

All I did was double insure the boat repair shop with a policy from both brothers. You see, each brother was only attacking the places the other brother insured.

But why?

MMax

What do you think? Money.

JJax

And the fact that we can't stand each other.

MMax

Oh, yeah. That, too.

JJax

This intense dislike started back when we were circus strongmen. We had just come up with a great idea for our act: The Hercules apes...

Humongonauts is catchier.

JJax

When this jerk decides to break up our act and join a rival circus.

MMax

Huh! You were just jealous.

JJax

We became bitter enemies who, as chance would have it, both went into the insurance business here in Crystal Cove.

MMax

After that, we each focused on the same thing: Destroying each other's business.

JJax

And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for...

MJMax and Jax

My meddling brother! (look each other) What? Why, you... (start fighting)

Mystery solved.

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