David, if you're going out again can you pick up some new toilet paper? I cannot use the stuff the motel provides, okay? It's like a birthday streamer. You-- you-- it stretches, and then-- then-- and then you pull it, and it just snaps, okay? That whole thing just fell off the roller!
Wow, um. Dad, you remember Stevie?
(pregnant pause as Johnny turns and sees her behind the door)
Yes, yes, I remember Stevie. I know Stevie. I knew Stevie was here. That's why I came in with something funny.
Hmm. Oh yeah, sure.
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