Francine and Billy in “Always Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth”

Listen, Billy. Would you mind explaining one tiny, little inequity to me?

What's that?

Well, it just seems that while I, the seasoned professional, am in here, digging through files, socializing with the IRS, and Amanda, the rookie, is out whooping it up with royalty, ex-movie stars, and Lee Stetson. I mean, I'm asking you, who do you know that is better at mingling with and flattering the idle rich than I am?

No one.

Ah-hah. So, you can explain the situation to me?

Certainly. That's the way life is.

Why do I even ask these questions?